dextero:

(via architectureblog)

i need a getaway like this. where are you wifehusband?

dextero:

kevinrobotica:

An accurate representation.

mmm, i’m craving chocolate now..

dextero:

andrewwoj:

allisonrae:

whytheyrehot:

Why He’s Hot:

1. He plays Dr. Mark Sloan a.k.a. McSteamy on Grey’s Anatomy —the bad boy of the bunch. Don’t you just get McMoist for staring at those piercing sky blue eyes? I don’t know about you, but I’m up to play nurse with him.
2. Don’t you remember the towel scene? Exactly. You wish you were close enough to rip it off that hot body. Show me your rock n’ roll, I’ll show you mine.
3. So, he might be 37, but hey, 30 is the new 20. He is just ripe enough to get you on your knees and devour his delicate flesh. Mmm, yes, Daddy.
4. He plays the character of Jamie Madrox, the Multiple Man in X-Men: The Last Stand. You got it, right. MULTIPLE MAN. I’m thinking of a gang bang.
5. His smile, his eyes, his body. His whole package. He is so fucking fit, he’s been on the cover of Men’s Health twice. Goddamn, Eric Dane, you prove that God does exist.

{submission}

Yes. all of this. yes.

vodkaphonics:

(via scenes-from-my-hood)

dextero:

andrewwoj:

notthatkindagay:

folkinz:

i was looking up recipes for pumpkin martinis & i came across this…quite possibly the grossest shot i’ve ever seen…i’m not sayin’ i wouldn’t do like 6-10 anyway, but you know…

bloody brain shooter

Channel your inner mad scientist with this Bloody Brain Shooter. Mixing acidic lime juice and Irish cream causes the cream to curdle, creating brain-like strands in the shot.

Ingredients:

1 1/4 oz. strawberry vodka such as Stoli
1/8 oz. Rose’s lime juice
3/4 oz. Bailey’s Irish Cream
Splash of grenadine

Preparation:

Chill vodka for better smoothness. Add vodka and lime juice to a shaker, shake and strain into a shot glass. Using a straw, dip some Bailey’s Irish Cream into the shot. Once you submerge the straw into the Bailey’s put your finger on top of the straw to hold the Bailey’s in the straw. Dip the straw tip into the vodka and slowly release your top finger. The Bailey’s will curdle a little bit due to the lime juice and you should be able to make strands of Bailey’s.

Repeat the straw/Bailey’s process to build a “brain” in the shot glass. Add a splash of grenadine to the concoction to add the ‘blood’ to the mix. Down the hatch as a shot.

get inside me.

mmmm insane. brain killer.

dextero:

“and i don’t recognize, what i have turned into”

i’ll tell you i don’t care, because it’s what i have to do.